inthistwilight: ([neg] awkward)
Dylan ([personal profile] inthistwilight) wrote2011-08-20 04:40 am

[PUBLIC]

im 37 and ive never kissed any i liked, only when i wanted to lure them outside to kill them from bars.








and ive never had sex either.









[.... WHAT.






Forever trying to rip the page out.]

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking from experience, trying to kill someone does not generally lead to lusty thoughts.

You can try taking them to a movie if you want to have sex with them. Yeah. A movie, dinner, people aren't too hard to please. It's the death that's like the coldest shower.

[identity profile] arrowblessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
you know



you're probably not gonna die anytime soon

JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE so I'm going to stop saying it because it's kinda weird and

[She can't finish that sentence. She's too busy dying.]

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Woah! Hey!

Where'd that come from?

Cause this whole time you've been telling me about my death.

And now there's this!

[identity profile] arrowblessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Uh.

And I quote, I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

I'm not making this up. It is word for word here.

[identity profile] arrowblessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
you know, sometimes people say things

just because they know words


they don't always mean those things! sometimes it's just like. LOOK. I KNOW WORDS AND CAN MAKE SENTENCES.

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, people say things all the time.

We're saying things now.


Really? Cause I kind of feel like in school that people saying words usually meant their words. I slept through most of school but they were kind of clear on that.

[identity profile] arrowblessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Xander. Kenzie can't reply to this anymore.

She's kind of... chewing on this journal page.

She may have been raised by wolves. Or maybe Lady Gaga.]

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Is it that you really don't think my rift power is secretly death or that you don't want it to be death?

;)

[identity profile] arrowblessed.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
also oh my god don't use that emoticon ever

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

You're not the emoticon police. ;)

[identity profile] fellfrommyheart.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dylan stares. And stares more. Then scowls.]

i dont think you get it.

lure. them. out. to. kill. them.

i didnt want to


DATE them in the FIRST place.

[identity profile] xandtheman3.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've experienced that. too.

I'm just sayin.

[identity profile] fellfrommyheart.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
oh.



right.


[.... forever frowny sulk mode.]


so you killed people? or did someone try to kill you?