Birthday! [Locked against CLF ect.]

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[Dylan's journal had to remind her that today is her birthday. So she wrote this journal after realising.]



People of Chicago!!

 

Today is Dylan's birthday and I am thirty seven years old. I feel ooooold, but not really. I'm nearly forty. Wow. Um. Well. Yeah, whatever.

But today   I am not going to kill anyone (I promise, okay? I swear) and I would like a tea party in Grant Park. I know it's cold, but it'll be alright, really. I promise to wear a big coat and to be warm, y'know? And everyone else should too!

There will be cake and vodka, and it will be awesome. Bring fancy hats. Because I'll love you forever if you do. Since hats are awesome, okay?

Also, bring... um, well, party stuff! Like... glitteries and streamies and booms and wows. Yay! I likes those things. Bring theeeem.

More cake would be awesome too. I like cake. And sugar. And stuff!


Dylan




[OOC: I'm not going to thread this out, I made this post purely for crackiness and it makes me giggle to write :D]